Kids: Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting... - FML

By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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Trickydano 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Wow... why did you think throwing your hands in the air would cheer him up?

paperfox_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Yes indeed, why would you sticking your hands in the air cheer up a 13 year old boy?

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Bunneh18 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:46

13? He must be a baby, then. -_-;

hanoj 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 4:53

Bitch. Jk

thesaras 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:02

It's people like you who ruin susiety

nick17 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:02

Awwww nice try though

inerdablanket 4

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:15

#11; I thought you were speaking french there for a minute. And he probably threw his arms in the air to show the kid it wasn't that scary? If I was on a ride, and saw that some freaky old guy could go without his arms, I wouldn't be as scared.

ilive4fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:16

Uzi

FML_Add1cT 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:26

#213 thats what i was thinkin it makes it more inoccent seemin

black92hawk 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:32

Should have shown him ur ****... That would have cheered him up :)

thatkidnamedAlii 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:39

214(: your a pig! you have no liffee: ] ha. you probably live with your mom and read these all day to make your life seem great. your FML should be you just got dissed by a 13 year old.

thatkidnamedAlii 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:41

that was to the black hawkk duudde(:

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