Kids: Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting... - FML

By rollerSWEETness - 03/06/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was on a roller coaster and this 13 year old sitting next to me was completely terrified. To cheer him up, I threw my hands in the air. While my hands were up, we hit a curve and I elbowed him in the face, making him cry. FML

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Trickydano 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Wow... why did you think throwing your hands in the air would cheer him up?

paperfox_fml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 23:02

Yes indeed, why would you sticking your hands in the air cheer up a 13 year old boy?

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afrances 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:19

You forgot to wave them like you just don't care. YDI

Jlug112 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:19

Nice

ICallKyo 3

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:19

How many thirteen year old boys are not only afraid of roller coasters, but also cry at amusement parks? Either you're lying, bad at judging ages, or you met a one of a kind kid. (And YDI, because your logic made no sense.)

dontbehating 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:20

Dude I feel for u

libbyt13 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:22

Owwww. OP It wasn't ur fault!!

tyler159 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:23

LOL

Niqi 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:23

**** his life, he's 13 and crying over a roller coaster ride.

chiapet 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:24

106!!!! Awesome-o 3000

swimdancelive 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:24

ha! smooth.

Hoses138 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:25

Fail?

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