Miscellaneous: Today, I was listening to music on my computer in science class... - FML

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By I hate science - 09/12/2016 22:20 - United States - Southfield

Today, I was listening to music on my computer in science class and my table partner took my earbuds out, grabbed my computer, and proceeded to smash it on the ground. There was a substitute and he was out of the room at the time so I got suspended for the next week. FML

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haitianempress 0

Saturday 10 December 2016 8:02

What was his reasoning and why did you get suspended if there was other kids in the room who could've told the substitute that he was the one who did it?

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haitianempress 0

Saturday 10 December 2016 8:02

What was his reasoning and why did you get suspended if there was other kids in the room who could've told the substitute that he was the one who did it?

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