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By Anonymous - 05/05/2016 16:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in class and my friend decided to write on my school planner with a permanent marker. As I was trying to rub it off, my teacher saw and said that I was fidgeting too much and that I was distracting the class. I ended up getting a detention after school. FML

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coolmike699 26

Friday 6 May 2016 4:03

Because stopping the lesson to bitch at you for fidgeting is way less distracting than fidgeting.

the_real_dvd 21

Friday 6 May 2016 7:44

To be fair, rubbing it off at school is pretty distracting.

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coolmike699 26

Friday 6 May 2016 4:03

Because stopping the lesson to bitch at you for fidgeting is way less distracting than fidgeting.

the_real_dvd 21

Friday 6 May 2016 7:44

To be fair, rubbing it off at school is pretty distracting.

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