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By his pants would be on fire - 28/05/2017 18:00

Today, I was going into work early, only to find my car was gone. I checked to see if I parked elsewhere and was about to dial 911 when I saw my roommate pull my car back into its normal spot. He completely denied everything, even after I showed him a video I took of him getting out of my car. FML
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damo123 13

I'll be kicking him out of the house

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RichardPencil 30

You may have so-called evidence, but he has "alternative facts" going for him. At this point in history, we just have to go with the more popular reality* *As determined by the Electoral College.

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PennyLane27 32

File a police report....and get rid of the roommate! This can only escalate.

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Exaspera 54

Cons do this all the time. I've seen it on Cops.

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DanielleinDC 33

If you can, kick your roommate out. If you can't, try to move out. If he does this again, try to press charges for him stealing your car.

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Bobby319 24

With that video you can probably press charges against your roommate for theft of the vehicle, since they took it without your permission or knowledge

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mixedupminx 8

just keep the keys with you at all times? or get a steer lock. but yeah, I would kick him out or move myself

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mariri9206 32

How did he get your keys for it?

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