Intimacy: Today, I was fishing with a friend who I secretly don't like.... - FML

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By Dallesky - 12/05/2016 09:14 - South Africa

Today, I was fishing with a friend who I secretly don't like. I hooked what felt like a big fish, but lost it after a few seconds. Five minutes later, my frenemy hooked a fish and landed it. The fish was so big it turned out to be a new regional record. And it had my lost lure in its mouth. FML.

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pretzelpirate 15

Friday 13 May 2016 0:35

Why is this under intimacy?

lurker_no_more 13

Thursday 12 May 2016 23:23

karma

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lurker_no_more 13

Thursday 12 May 2016 23:23

karma

pretzelpirate 15

Friday 13 May 2016 0:35

Why is this under intimacy?

GhostFox 33

Friday 13 May 2016 7:01

Some relationships blur the lines between love, lust, and hate. This is apparently one of them.

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