Today, I was driving my friend around. I had a parking ticket... - FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2018 15:45

Today, I was driving my friend around. I had a parking ticket in the cup holder that I planned on paying. My friend had a drink, put it in the cup holder, and when they were done, threw both the cup and the ticket away because they 'wanted to keep my car clean'. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 8 August 2018 1:07

Always pay your parking tickets as soon as you can. You should ask the company who issued the ticket for help, before your fine increases.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 8 August 2018 1:07

Always pay your parking tickets as soon as you can. You should ask the company who issued the ticket for help, before your fine increases.

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