This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By snouche - 15/02/2019 16:00

Today I was chatting with the morbidly obese cleaner. After asking her if she had any time off over the holidays, she answered that she hadn't, but she told me she'd have 4 months off in 2 weeks. When asked what she'd be doing she told me she'll be giving birth in 6 weeks. Hadn't noticed. FML
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Traveling_Book 9

Is the FML for her or you, because the way it’s written you sound pretty rude.

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nrvanagrl 6

I don’t care if she was the skinniest person in the world and obviously pregnant, you never assume a lady is pregnant. So how this could possibly be an FML for you is baffling. But, to clarify, you are a grade A asshole. So **** her life for having to talk to you.

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RichardPencil 30

Who ****** her in the first place? That’s my first question.

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Traveling_Book 9

Is the FML for her or you, because the way it’s written you sound pretty rude.

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nrvanagrl 6

I don’t care if she was the skinniest person in the world and obviously pregnant, you never assume a lady is pregnant. So how this could possibly be an FML for you is baffling. But, to clarify, you are a grade A asshole. So **** her life for having to talk to you.

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tounces7 27

What's the FML? It just sounds like you're being a dick.

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chris_lillo 15

Why be nice to someone just to degrade them over social media

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