Kids: Today, I was babysitting my 14 year old brother. He got hungry...

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By MyNameIsPorter - 11/06/2016 20:20 - United States - Tuscaloosa

Today, I was babysitting my 14 year old brother. He got hungry and decided to fix a hot pocket. Upon reading the label he goes, "Wow, I have to cook this until 2:30?". FML

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Mexicano22 8

Sunday 12 June 2016 20:09

I see why he needs babysitting

cidcarrera 14

Sunday 12 June 2016 20:32

I think we can all see why he needs babysitting.

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waiting4rain 5

Sunday 12 June 2016 18:51

He really shouldn't need babysitting at 14.

Mexicano22 8

Sunday 12 June 2016 20:09

I see why he needs babysitting

cidcarrera 14

Sunday 12 June 2016 20:32

I think we can all see why he needs babysitting.

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