Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the Five Guys in Cardiff, and I decided to treat... - FML

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By CardboardPizzas - 23/05/2016 20:12 - United Kingdom - Chester-le-street

Today, I was at the Five Guys in Cardiff, and I decided to treat myself by getting five portions of fries and emptying them all into the brown paper bag. I went to the bathroom, and when I came back, they were gone. I had only eaten a few, and I was only gone for about 45 seconds. FML.

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farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 24 May 2016 9:23

The staff probably "cleaned up" your table, thinking you'd left. What a bummer though!

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farmgirl98 14

Tuesday 24 May 2016 9:23

The staff probably "cleaned up" your table, thinking you'd left. What a bummer though!

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