Today, I was at an outdoor concert. I had the shits, so I ran... - FML

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By "hcditfi5foygy" - 13/09/2018 23:18

Today, I was at an outdoor concert. I had the shits, so I ran to the nearest port-toilet. I apparently took so long that the teens outside thought nobody was in it, and tipped it over to make sure. When they saw me, they ran off. They didn't even put it back upright. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 16 September 2018 6:28

That's nasty as hell, but I get the feeling they knew someone was in there. If they didn't try to open the door, the little locked/unlocked notice would have let them known it was occupied. I hate to say it, but I think it was done intentionally, and you were the unlucky victim.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 16 September 2018 6:28

That's nasty as hell, but I get the feeling they knew someone was in there. If they didn't try to open the door, the little locked/unlocked notice would have let them known it was occupied. I hate to say it, but I think it was done intentionally, and you were the unlucky victim.

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