Today I’ve been trying desperately to get along with my son’s... - FML

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By fuckhim! - 09/05/2018 06:32 - United States - Hesperia

Today I’ve been trying desperately to get along with my son’s father for the sake of our child. That all went out the window when I found out this cock gobbling spineless bastard has been allowing the woman he cheated on me with to force our son to call her mama. Fml

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Callyn 47

Friday 11 May 2018 22:46

Nothing wrong with being a **** gobbler. Cheater is a much more insulting term.

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Callyn 47

Friday 11 May 2018 22:46

Nothing wrong with being a **** gobbler. Cheater is a much more insulting term.

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