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By fmlWhyMeTho - 05/06/2016 22:54 - United States - New Market

Today, I've been so broke that I have resorted to washing in dish washing soap. FML

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Kidd_Ant 18

Monday 6 June 2016 12:05

The struggle is definitely real.

iamdman 22

Monday 6 June 2016 14:40

back in my day we didn't even have soap we used gravel and we liked it, we loved it! Seriously though soap is soap and I applaud the your commitment to the importance of hygiene in dire circumstances. Have you ever considered donating plasma? You could get shampoo money and maybe a cookie.

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Kidd_Ant 18

Monday 6 June 2016 12:05

The struggle is definitely real.

smokecloud_ 37

Monday 6 June 2016 13:06

Meh. I've bathed in shampoo plenty of times. You do what you gotta do.

iamdman 22

Monday 6 June 2016 14:40

back in my day we didn't even have soap we used gravel and we liked it, we loved it! Seriously though soap is soap and I applaud the your commitment to the importance of hygiene in dire circumstances. Have you ever considered donating plasma? You could get shampoo money and maybe a cookie.

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Today, while using a public bathroom, I was singing to myself because I thought I was alone and not in a rush. When I opened the door, three people were waiting in line. One of them rushed in behind me, another seemed really annoyed, and the third person said, "I love that song!", confirming that they heard everything FML

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Today I bombed a very important test. Being too upset to drive, I pulled into a lot and sobbed hysterically. A security guard tapped my window and demanded I move immediately. I tried to explain that I wasn’t in a state to drive, so he called the police on me. I was detained under suspicion of DUI. FML

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Today...I started my day with a head cold and sore throat. I am ending the day with my period and explosive diarrhea. Oh and to top it all off, I live in the midwest, where the wind chills are going to be -50 tomorrow...FML

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Today, we surprised my grandpa by being at his house when he arrived. We haven't seen him in seven years. He had a small heart attack. It was his birthday. FML

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