Today, I tried to stop waking up at noon by setting alarms at...

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By schall - 18/05/2018 22:44

Today, I tried to stop waking up at noon by setting alarms at 8, 9, 10, and 11 AM. I slept through all of them and woke up at my usual noon to my mom screaming in my face about how lazy I am. FML

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Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 20 May 2018 23:26

Go exercise.... go to bed earlier and get off your phone if you're using it after 9pm. Unless it's your work or study effecting your sleep patterns.

Callyn 47

Monday 21 May 2018 3:36

Or it could be a medical issue. Which is likely what it is if four alarms won't do it.

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Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 20 May 2018 23:26

Go exercise.... go to bed earlier and get off your phone if you're using it after 9pm. Unless it's your work or study effecting your sleep patterns.

Callyn 47

Monday 21 May 2018 3:36

Or it could be a medical issue. Which is likely what it is if four alarms won't do it.

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