Today, I told my father I wasn't feeling well. He said I was...

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2017 18:35

Today, I told my father I wasn't feeling well. He said I was just faking it to get out of classes. A few hours later, my sister drove me to the hospital. I have a terrible stomach disorder. He knows this. FML.

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 6 September 2017 5:32

-sigh- These are the kind of parents that need a firm kick to the teeth. And opportunities for further reproduction removed.

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 6 September 2017 5:32

-sigh- These are the kind of parents that need a firm kick to the teeth. And opportunities for further reproduction removed.

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