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By Corrupted College - 11/05/2016 18:29 - United States - Seattle

Today, I told my college RA that I would like to schedule an appointment to move out, because I'm switching rooms with a friend. He smirked, looking at his phone and said "we don't deal with that go ask the other dorm you are moving into". I can't move out until I get checked off by my own dorm. FML

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CYOA4Life 22

Friday 13 May 2016 8:05

What class act ( no pun intended) douche bag RA.

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CYOA4Life 22

Friday 13 May 2016 8:05

What class act ( no pun intended) douche bag RA.

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