Love: Today, I spent hundreds of dollars to travel across the country... - FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2016 22:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I spent hundreds of dollars to travel across the country to see the person I've been crushing on for months only to be told when I got there that they just wanted to be friends. FML

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Easkeruth 13

Wednesday 8 June 2016 1:53

That could have and did happen to me as well. Turns out she was dating someone behind my back. Don't worry about it dude it will get better trust me. I had the same exact experience.

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Easkeruth 13

Wednesday 8 June 2016 1:53

That could have and did happen to me as well. Turns out she was dating someone behind my back. Don't worry about it dude it will get better trust me. I had the same exact experience.

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