Miscellaneous: Today I spent all of the time possible with my dad before I will... - FML

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By Fatherless - 25/12/2016 06:18

Today I spent all of the time possible with my dad before I will go months without seeing him. The reason. My mom is a sadistic bitch thinks my wife stole me from her. I'm 38 and married with kids. My mom still thinks I'm 12. Goodbye Dad. FML

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Jay18 22

Sunday 25 December 2016 20:13

did you try telling her how you see it from your point of view or does she not care

sturschaedel 27

Sunday 25 December 2016 22:43

Can't you meet your dad alone, without your mom knowing?

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Jay18 22

Sunday 25 December 2016 20:13

did you try telling her how you see it from your point of view or does she not care

sturschaedel 27

Sunday 25 December 2016 22:43

Can't you meet your dad alone, without your mom knowing?

r83839 22

Monday 26 December 2016 9:52

If your dad is worth anything, he'll make a way to see you. I'd stand up to the mom if I were him, but he should at least sneak out to see his kid. That's ridiculous.

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Today, I checked Life360 to see how close my dad was to home. His profile stopped moving for several minutes, then it greyed out and the app said he couldn't be found. My mom and I thought something terrible had happened. After one very stressful half hour, he appeared. His phone had gone into airplane mode… somehow. FML

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Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML

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Today, I was texting a girl I like, explaining how she looks like an attractive celebrity. She responded with a picture of a very unattractive lady and asked if she looked like that. I told her if she had been caught in a burning building, then yes, that would look like her. It was of her mom. FML

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Today, I went to apply for classes at a college my parents signed me up to do dual credit with. Too bad they used my sister's social security number so I don't get credit for my old classes and my new application got thrown out. FML

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Today, I got a parking ticket. I put the ticket in my bag and accidentally left the bag in my friends car. When I returned, the car window was smashed, my bag was gone. I had to call the police department and ask them to send me a new ticket, on top of the $1000 or so I'd already lost. FML

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Today, my best friend’s parents told me they’re gonna take me to court and sue me for “all I got.” Turns out, he'd committed suicide after I got in a relationship with someone else. Apparently, he’s had feelings for me for a while and couldn’t handle that fact. FML

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