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By Anonymous - 24/04/2016 18:05 - United States - Omaha

Today, I met the perfect girl. She is seemingly perfect in every manner. I just learned that she is not seeking neither companionship nor friendship because she will be going to college soon, across the country. FML

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MysticKnightMC 4

Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:50

well thats not her fault, imagine having a relationship then suddenly having to break it off because of moving.

IntenselyAwkward 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 9:08

Unfortunately not every relationship wish comes true. Sorry OP

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MysticKnightMC 4

Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:50

well thats not her fault, imagine having a relationship then suddenly having to break it off because of moving.

IntenselyAwkward 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 9:08

Unfortunately not every relationship wish comes true. Sorry OP

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