Work: Today, I'm incredibly grateful that I've never gone commando... - FML

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By Lejuicufruit - 18/06/2016 06:26 - United States - Aurora

Today, I'm incredibly grateful that I've never gone commando at work. As a children's librarian I play the part of a disciplinarian often, but I never imagined one of the kids I scolded would get angry and pull down my pants. The library was packed and at least 50 people saw me in my underwear. FML.

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Nikkibuh 11

Saturday 18 June 2016 19:35

Kids are evil little *****.

epicgamer 18

Sunday 19 June 2016 6:23

Sue his parents for "tramautic expriance", "sexual assult", "aggrivated assult", and forced public exposure. I'm not even kidding, you need to get his parents to train their kid not to do that. And most parents with kids like that would never do that.

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Nikkibuh 11

Saturday 18 June 2016 19:35

Kids are evil little *****.

beastsofthebeast 8

Saturday 18 June 2016 22:46

how in the world did your pants come off so fast? or were you wearing stripper clothing?

twiztiddremz 5

Sunday 19 June 2016 4:59

That's actually pretty ****** funny lol

epicgamer 18

Sunday 19 June 2016 6:23

Sue his parents for "tramautic expriance", "sexual assult", "aggrivated assult", and forced public exposure. I'm not even kidding, you need to get his parents to train their kid not to do that. And most parents with kids like that would never do that.

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