Health: Today, I'm going on 12+ hours with a toothache from hell as a...

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By dontknow523 - 01/06/2016 12:24 - United States

Today, I'm going on 12+ hours with a toothache from hell as a result of a sinus infection, I took ibuprofen to try and ease it and my body apparently didn't agree because now I'm sick to my stomach. Oh, and my teeth still hurt. FML

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noreallywhat 17

Thursday 2 June 2016 4:37

For ***** sakes if you can't go to a dentist then go to a free clinic or something and get some pain killers

addieshea 7

Thursday 2 June 2016 19:12

Don't take pills on an empty stomach

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noreallywhat 17

Thursday 2 June 2016 4:37

For ***** sakes if you can't go to a dentist then go to a free clinic or something and get some pain killers

LiliK_fml 21

Thursday 2 June 2016 9:34

Probably would have helped if you'd actually taken a painkiller, and not just an anti-inflammatory. Either way, sucks to be you, OP.

addieshea 7

Thursday 2 June 2016 19:12

Don't take pills on an empty stomach

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