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By Newbop - 11/10/2018 21:56

Today, at a concert, Brent Smith scolded a guy for yawning. After a few songs, while performing Simple Man, he looks in my direction twice and I yawned both times. He made eye contact and shook his head like I had just insulted his entire ancestry. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 14 October 2018 4:58

"I'm sorry, but is Shinedown too boring for you? I bet you don't yawn at Foo Fighters concerts, do you?" "Hey man, yawning is a reflex action. I can't control it anymore than I can control breathing. So shut up and play 'Second Chance'. Dick."

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 14 October 2018 4:58

"I'm sorry, but is Shinedown too boring for you? I bet you don't yawn at Foo Fighters concerts, do you?" "Hey man, yawning is a reflex action. I can't control it anymore than I can control breathing. So shut up and play 'Second Chance'. Dick."

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