Today, I learned that you can get a pimple on the bottom of your...

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By Swollen Lip - 07/04/2018 04:36 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I learned that you can get a pimple on the bottom of your top lip, where your mouth closes. It both hurts horrifically and tastes disgusting at the same time. FML

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boopingsnoot 24

Tuesday 10 April 2018 13:42

That sounds like a cold sore, if it was on the lip itself and not the skin

saffy66 34

Thursday 12 April 2018 9:54

That’s what I was thinking.

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boopingsnoot 24

Tuesday 10 April 2018 13:42

That sounds like a cold sore, if it was on the lip itself and not the skin

saffy66 34

Thursday 12 April 2018 9:54

That’s what I was thinking.

MrsBugi 21

Friday 13 April 2018 20:51

Sorry hun, that's most likely not a pimple. Abreva works well for cold sores!

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