Today, I learned my girlfriend's last name. It's hyphenated....

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By jamestheman - 31/01/2018 03:55

Today, I learned my girlfriend's last name. It's hyphenated. I've been dating a married woman. FML

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sc3ptical 30

Sunday 4 February 2018 3:08

Are.. are you actually assuming she is currently married simply based on her surname?

befuddled455 9

Tuesday 27 February 2018 21:19

my name is hyphenated and I'm not married. her parents could have joined their names or her grandparents etc. no need to jump to conclusions

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sc3ptical 30

Sunday 4 February 2018 3:08

Are.. are you actually assuming she is currently married simply based on her surname?

clairecurses 19

Wednesday 7 February 2018 21:15

just because her surname is hyphenated doesn't mean she's currently married

Ali Alexandrea 16

Thursday 8 February 2018 3:56

er, what? did you just assume that? my name is hyphenated and I'm not married, jesus i feel sorry for her

befuddled455 9

Tuesday 27 February 2018 21:19

my name is hyphenated and I'm not married. her parents could have joined their names or her grandparents etc. no need to jump to conclusions

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