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By gross - 28/04/2016 06:27 - Australia - Wilston

Today, I ignored a middle aged man's obscene cat calling. He responded by trying to spit on me. FML

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writerchic85 25

Thursday 28 April 2016 23:55

that's the problem we women have. If we reject or ignore men, we risk getting abused in some way. If we are polite we risk them believing we are interested and are accused of leading them on.

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writerchic85 25

Thursday 28 April 2016 23:55

that's the problem we women have. If we reject or ignore men, we risk getting abused in some way. If we are polite we risk them believing we are interested and are accused of leading them on.

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