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By seriously, mum, GTFO, PLEASE - 16/05/2016 20:50 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I hooked up with a girl I like, but as we walked through my door tearing at each other's clothes, my mother appeared behind us, having dropped by for a visit. I had to introduce the poor girl to my mother who wouldn't take the fucking hint to leave us alone and stayed for 3 hours. FML
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GhostFox 33

She probably knew what you two were trying to get up to, and picked on the hints to leave. Chances are she just didn't give a **** and didn't want you having sex. Because heavens forbid that two people of legal consenting age have sex. Unless one or both of you were under the influence of alcohol or other drugs, in which case she did you a favor.

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GhostFox 33

She probably knew what you two were trying to get up to, and picked on the hints to leave. Chances are she just didn't give a **** and didn't want you having sex. Because heavens forbid that two people of legal consenting age have sex. Unless one or both of you were under the influence of alcohol or other drugs, in which case she did you a favor.

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