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By MysticViolet - 01/04/2016 00:31 - United States - Bay Springs

Today, I heard that my boyfriend was going to ask me to marry him. We met up, and he mentioned the horrible rumor going around that he was going to ask me to marry him. He said that he needed a lot more time to even consider spending forever with me. I love him with all my heart. FML

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