Today, I have to go shopping for clothes. Normally, this wouldn't...

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By rockbottomjailbird - 29/06/2018 04:26

Today, I have to go shopping for clothes. Normally, this wouldn't be so bad... but it's for my court date tomorrow and I have exactly six dollars to my name. FML

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Sunday 1 July 2018 3:22

Cross your fingers you hit the bingpot at a thrift store.

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Sunday 1 July 2018 3:22

Cross your fingers you hit the bingpot at a thrift store.

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Today, I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor stores so the clerks don't think bad about me. FML

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Today, while waitressing, I had a huge party. When everything was said and done I saw the tip they left me. It said on a napkin, "You're pretty. You can't put a value on a compliment." And that was it. I wish compliments paid the rent. FML

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Today, my roommate brought a kitten to the apartment. I hate cats, and probably sensing this, the thing clawed me right in the crotch. I of course am not going to say a thing because I happen to be in love with my roommate, but she has no clue how much I hate this thing. FML

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Today, I was texting the guy I like. He's really smart, funny, athletic, and cute. This all changed when he told me he was jacking off. FML

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Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

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Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." FML

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