Health: Today, I have been sick a few days shy of a month. I was starting...

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By mandymoo - 05/05/2016 06:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I have been sick a few days shy of a month. I was starting to feel better then the coughing started. I'm coughing so much and so hard that each time I pee myself a little. Tomorrow's exam will be fun. FML

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ChristinePi 36

Thursday 5 May 2016 23:20

You might want to see a doctor if you haven't already.

saffy66 34

Saturday 7 May 2016 13:14

Wear a pad and do kegel exercises whenever you think of it to help get that muscle tone back as quickly as possible.

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ChristinePi 36

Thursday 5 May 2016 23:20

You might want to see a doctor if you haven't already.

saffy66 34

Saturday 7 May 2016 13:14

Wear a pad and do kegel exercises whenever you think of it to help get that muscle tone back as quickly as possible.

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