Health: Today, I have a miserable case of the runny shits that just won't...

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By sickypoo - 05/06/2016 16:29 - United States - Three Rivers

Today, I have a miserable case of the runny shits that just won't quit. I guess I'll just have to clench my cheeks and hope for the best when I get up to speak at my high school graduation. FML

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em_iweird 26

Monday 6 June 2016 6:38

Imodium is your friend

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Monday 6 June 2016 6:14

where at stoney cuz if so i feel ya

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Punkgirl4554 20

Monday 6 June 2016 6:14

where at stoney cuz if so i feel ya

em_iweird 26

Monday 6 June 2016 6:38

Imodium is your friend

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