Animals: Today, I happened to let my dogs outside and they wouldn't quit... - FML

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By swiggity swaggity - 24/05/2016 05:38 - United States - Independence

Today, I happened to let my dogs outside and they wouldn't quit barking so, I checked to see what they were barking at and my neighbors were having outdoor sex, and the worst part is that they don't have a fence. FML

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sleepaddict 5

Tuesday 24 May 2016 16:30

Was it... Doggy style?

will968 15

Wednesday 25 May 2016 0:32

PPHHHHWWWUUUWWWHHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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sleepaddict 5

Tuesday 24 May 2016 16:30

Was it... Doggy style?

will968 15

Wednesday 25 May 2016 0:32

PPHHHHWWWUUUWWWHHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

_EnderDoge 22

Wednesday 25 May 2016 1:29

Niiice

GhostFox 33

Saturday 28 May 2016 10:06

Now, this would definitely be a reason to involve the authorities for indecent exposure, lewd behavior, and probably other violations of law. If they do this again, call the non emergency line and report them.

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