Miscellaneous: Today, I had to use the bathroom at school. After taking a piss...

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By javankipp - 29/04/2016 19:05 - United States - Frederick

Today, I had to use the bathroom at school. After taking a piss I let out what I thought would just be a fart. I was wrong. Now I have to drive an hour home in soiled underpants. FML

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OliverJasmine 9

Sunday 1 May 2016 19:37

you throw out the underwear dude

ndaguanno 17

Sunday 1 May 2016 17:10

Never trust a fart, sorry op we've all done it

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ndaguanno 17

Sunday 1 May 2016 17:10

Never trust a fart, sorry op we've all done it

OliverJasmine 9

Sunday 1 May 2016 19:37

you throw out the underwear dude

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