Today, I got proposed to by a sweet old man who did not want... - FML

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By JJowhar - 26/10/2018 21:15

Today, I got proposed to by a sweet old man who did not want to die alone, the issue is I'm a 21-year-old man with slightly long hair. FML.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 29 October 2018 21:21

What the hell? I'm older than you, and have longer hair. Where's my proposal, Goddammit?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 29 October 2018 21:21

What the hell? I'm older than you, and have longer hair. Where's my proposal, Goddammit?

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Today, I was excited to try my new skincare mask. My dog apparently thought I had turned into some kind of monster and barked hysterically for twenty minutes before lunging at my face and licking it off. So much for self-care. FML

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Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

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Today, my dad created a new rule: It isn't old until there's mold. FML

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Today, as I was getting my mail, I noticed I'd received a free coupon from a baby supply store, saying, "Congratulations on your pregnancy!" Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I live with. All she had to say was, "Surprise!" FML

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