Health: Today, I got an extremely sensitive pimple right below my nose.... - FML

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By Noseblender - 29/04/2016 01:10 - United States - Earlysville

Today, I got an extremely sensitive pimple right below my nose. Today also seems to be the day that I got a horrible cold that causes me to sneeze every 2 minutes. My nose feels like it's in a blender. FML

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False_Stupidity 41

Friday 29 April 2016 11:01

I know the feeling. Getting pimples on the edge of your nostrils is one of the worst places, especially if your prone to sneezing or have a runny nose.

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False_Stupidity 41

Friday 29 April 2016 11:01

I know the feeling. Getting pimples on the edge of your nostrils is one of the worst places, especially if your prone to sneezing or have a runny nose.

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