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By Anonymous - 28/04/2016 05:40

Today, I got a "surprise" from mother nature, during school, in light wash jeans. FML

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Jakuri 12

Friday 29 April 2016 5:16

Oh geezus, that is one of the most inconvenient things that can happen. If ever you're unsure about whether or not you'll be getting your subscription to Red Sea Falls Monthly™, but you want to wear light wash pants or anything of the like, bring a hoodie with you wherever you go so that if you get caught by your subscription arriving early, you can at least have something to tie around your waist so no one will be the wiser.

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Jakuri 12

Friday 29 April 2016 5:16

Oh geezus, that is one of the most inconvenient things that can happen. If ever you're unsure about whether or not you'll be getting your subscription to Red Sea Falls Monthly™, but you want to wear light wash pants or anything of the like, bring a hoodie with you wherever you go so that if you get caught by your subscription arriving early, you can at least have something to tie around your waist so no one will be the wiser.

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Today, I finally found out what that weird smell in my apartment was. My ex-boyfriend had been breaking into my apartment and hiding rotting fruit all over the place. I found this out when a ceiling panel fell and a swarm of fruit flies attacked me. FML

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