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By noellebelle626 - 25/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out what it's like to have all my ex's living in the same apartment complex. So far flowers and a stuffed monkey has been left at my door from both. Worst part? My now ex Boyfriend left me today because "they made me realize I miss my ex" then asked if he could borrow flowers. FML

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noellebelle626 19

Monday 27 June 2016 19:41

I never dated anyone in my complex. That is till both guys moved in 2 months ago. They recently found out I live there hence the issue arising. After I dated the one guys a few years ago he became friends with a guy I later on dated (who I didn't know was friends with my prior ex) enough confusion? Lol

jasonrellet 22

Monday 27 June 2016 16:23

Try dating outside your complex?

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silverwolffox 8

Sunday 26 June 2016 4:35

Maybe one of your exes wasn't extremely crazy or bad enough that you wouldn't mind trying to get along with them since they seem to want to try again?

jasonrellet 22

Monday 27 June 2016 16:23

Try dating outside your complex?

noellebelle626 19

Monday 27 June 2016 19:41

I never dated anyone in my complex. That is till both guys moved in 2 months ago. They recently found out I live there hence the issue arising. After I dated the one guys a few years ago he became friends with a guy I later on dated (who I didn't know was friends with my prior ex) enough confusion? Lol

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