Love: Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely...

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 23:01 - United States

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

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Sunday 25 September 2011 9:05

Keeping it within the family.

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Sunday 25 September 2011 9:10

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Comments

eftup 9

Monday 26 September 2011 19:41

Your dad is a fucktard.

barbiebitches 0

Monday 26 September 2011 20:31

DAMN SON.... Ur father must got dat DUMB DICK.....

Daralea 21

Monday 26 September 2011 20:41

Wow....this is truly messed up :S

hoonyer 17

Monday 26 September 2011 21:30

disown your father

Calyx_fml 21

Monday 26 September 2011 22:34

OP is a mother ******.

treyp16 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 0:19

that's really messed up dude lol

happy_dino 6

Tuesday 27 September 2011 2:09

Uhm... Can someone say awkward?? That's disgusting!!! Sorry to hear OP!

jasgadi 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 3:25

You say that you won't reply to people if they are weirdos... But messaging you on FML would qualify you as a weirdo anyway...

barbiegirl491 1

Tuesday 27 September 2011 4:59

Ahhh, creepy!!

SteveTonyY 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 7:32

Damn Good suggestion lol

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