Holidays: Today, I found out I have jury duty on Saturday. Saturday is... - FML

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By collegegrad - 09/05/2016 19:05 - United States

Today, I found out I have jury duty on Saturday. Saturday is also my college graduation. I can't get out of the jury duty. FML

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kjpost 2

Tuesday 10 May 2016 10:48

There's no jury duty on Saturdays in the US...

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Wednesday 11 May 2016 21:40

And even if there was, that's a more than legit reason for you to be excused. They excuse most students anyways.

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kjpost 2

Tuesday 10 May 2016 10:48

There's no jury duty on Saturdays in the US...

73012211 17

Wednesday 11 May 2016 21:40

And even if there was, that's a more than legit reason for you to be excused. They excuse most students anyways.

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