Miscellaneous: Today,I drank a whole cup of salt water to make me throw up.... - FML

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By kristergirl - 09/07/2016 02:17

Today,I drank a whole cup of salt water to make me throw up. I am literally pissing out my asshole FML

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liloh_fml 11

Sunday 10 July 2016 1:02

why did you want to throw up in the first place??

Scootythedog 17

Saturday 9 July 2016 23:35

You seem salty about it

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Scootythedog 17

Saturday 9 July 2016 23:35

You seem salty about it

liloh_fml 11

Sunday 10 July 2016 1:02

why did you want to throw up in the first place??

Tyrax 16

Wednesday 27 July 2016 23:40

Aside from the weirdness of wanting to throw up - I can only assume one of the few situations that would inspire such a thing - that's not a method for inducing vomiting. If you were just being anorexic or something, however, then I hope you've learned a valuabke lesson.

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