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By jml142 - 11/05/2016 00:45 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I decided to burn a pile of tree limbs by pouring gasoline over them. Instead of tossing a match in, I bent down and lit it. My gasoline exploded and I no longer have arm hair, eye brows, and am in immense pain. FML.
I agree, your life sucks 203
You deserved it 160

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there's no button for it yet but, you deserved this one

this has happened to numerous people who don't think... Go see a doctor about getting some burn cream.

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this has happened to numerous people who don't think... Go see a doctor about getting some burn cream.

there's no button for it yet but, you deserved this one

DeadxManxWalking 27

highly flammable liquid, why do you think they make a trail or throw the light?

Oh sweetheart, you should've thought before acting like a moron.

Yeah you deserved it think before you act next time

Look on the bright side, hair always grows back AND you've now learned a valuable life lesson you will surely never forget! Things happen... Hence this website is born!

If you're stupid enough to squat down and light a match to gasoline then I'm going to go ahead and assume you probably didn't follow the proper regulations for a bush burn and probably could've started a forest fire. I'm thinking that throwing branches in the garbage is the better way to go for you and to just stay away from fire altogether. Seriously though, I hope you're not burned too badly. Sounds like it hurts a lot.

My brother did the same thing with grill accelerant and a lighter. Only the flame traveled up the stream and blue up the bottle. Amazingly, both he and his friend were okay minus some burnt hair, despite the size of the fireball. He wasn't allowed to start the grill after that, though.