Miscellaneous: Today, I came to the conclusion that all the my karma originates...

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By lilpoohead - 07/05/2016 00:51 - United States

Today, I came to the conclusion that all the my karma originates all the way back to the time I drunkenly made fun of a man on omegle for having a penis the size of a baby carrot and grapes for balls. FML

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DerrickJames 33

Saturday 7 May 2016 23:44

im under the assumption that you were a kid when you said this and now that you've grown you have the same problem??

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DerrickJames 33

Saturday 7 May 2016 23:44

im under the assumption that you were a kid when you said this and now that you've grown you have the same problem??

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