Today, I came home to my dogs by the front door. Since it was... - FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2018 07:51

Today, I came home to my dogs by the front door. Since it was cold, and they rarely sleep there at night, I stayed with them for a while to make sure they were ok. As I went to my room I realized that my dogs were by the front door because both my parents were snoring like foghorns. FML

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Monday 29 October 2018 0:45

"You, I say you're hogging the blankets. Now get outta here, and go bother someone else." Oh, you meant ship foghorns. Whoops.

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