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By mcklutzy - 30/04/2016 05:23 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I broke my already broken leg. This will be a long shitty year. FML

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thomasrasmussen7 20

Sunday 1 May 2016 7:00

Hey man. It'll be fine. I broke my wrist on Jan. 4th 2013, and Jan. 4th 2014. It sucks but you'll be okay in the end.

Battlebarney 8

Sunday 1 May 2016 19:28

If I can get my phone out of a shit filled toilet, you can survive this.

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thomasrasmussen7 20

Sunday 1 May 2016 7:00

Hey man. It'll be fine. I broke my wrist on Jan. 4th 2013, and Jan. 4th 2014. It sucks but you'll be okay in the end.

Battlebarney 8

Sunday 1 May 2016 19:28

If I can get my phone out of a shit filled toilet, you can survive this.

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Today, after I fell over and fractured my knee, I've been in hospital for a week. I now have a metal plate in my knee, and am due to be off work for months, I wouldn't mind as much if I hadn't been hit by a car two years ago, spent a week in hospital for a fractured vertebrae, and was off work for months. FML

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Today, as I was laying down to sleep, I grabbed my covers and realized the cat pissed on them and on my body pillow. Now I'm up at 1 a.m. doing laundry so I can have clean bedding and my kids are awake. FML

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Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML

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Today, I was playing with my hedgehog and he started licking my face. I thought it was super cute, until he latched onto my eyelid with his teeth. He then created a ball of saliva and blood and coated his body in it. FML

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Today, my parents told me that we were going to go and see my uncle, who lives very far away. I got excited, until I realized they fucking lied so I would attend the funeral of an acquaintance of my father, whom I had never met in my life, and he only met a couple times. This is why I have trust issues. FML

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Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML

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