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By Dangooo - 28/12/2016 11:35

Today I asked my older sister in law who that fatass was, she told me awkwardly that was her brother. FML

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Thursday 29 December 2016 1:36

So... pointing at complete strangers in a social gathering and saying "Eh, who's this fatass over here? I ain't seen his tub o' lard around here before." That's normal for you? Like something you do on a regular basis? You do realize that even if that wasn't her brother, you're still an assclown.

CBL88 25

Thursday 29 December 2016 13:54

Sister-in-law, not sister!

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

Thursday 29 December 2016 1:36

So... pointing at complete strangers in a social gathering and saying "Eh, who's this fatass over here? I ain't seen his tub o' lard around here before." That's normal for you? Like something you do on a regular basis? You do realize that even if that wasn't her brother, you're still an assclown.

wheresmymary 22

Thursday 29 December 2016 9:33

If she's your sister wouldn't he be your brother?

CBL88 25

Thursday 29 December 2016 13:54

Sister-in-law, not sister!

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