Today, I admitted to my crush that I liked him. Today, I also...

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By notcoolman - 18/01/2017 21:28 - United States - Carmel

Today, I admitted to my crush that I liked him. Today, I also found out my longtime crush isn't actually gay. Our mutual friend just thought it would be funny to trick me into falling in love for 2 years. FML

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Saturday 28 January 2017 1:24

That was needlessly cruel :( sorry OP

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LoZelda123 20

Saturday 28 January 2017 1:24

That was needlessly cruel :( sorry OP

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