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By Notzimia - 26/04/2016 17:18 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, half of my class tried to convince me that computers are sentient. I pointed out Alan Turing himself said that they cannot think for themselves and my science teacher called me stupid. We are in the top class in school, and this science teacher had to google how to spell "Hydrogen." FML.

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TonierShadow 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:22

It's moments like these that I wonder how bleach tastes.

BeastBoyIsbetter 7

Wednesday 27 April 2016 3:05

I'm currently enrolled in a local community college and I feel your pain

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BeastBoyIsbetter 7

Wednesday 27 April 2016 3:05

I'm currently enrolled in a local community college and I feel your pain

tiggerlover100 27

Wednesday 27 April 2016 5:53

While I understand that a lot of unambitious students go to community college that under no circumstance means that all community college students are dumb. You should be less negative about a school you go to, some people can't afford four year colleges so they go to community colleges. It's cheaper and the same education.

TonierShadow 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:22

It's moments like these that I wonder how bleach tastes.

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