Love: Today, for the fifth week in a row, my boyfriend admitted to...

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By two2blue - 30/04/2016 02:10 - United States - Madison

Today, for the fifth week in a row, my boyfriend admitted to buying something frivolous, yet still complains he can't afford to renew his passport for the trip my work will pay to send us on. FML.

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Sunday 1 May 2016 0:17

Just go by yourself then! If he isn't willing to put in work and save for of it, he shouldn't get to go...

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Sunday 1 May 2016 0:17

Just go by yourself then! If he isn't willing to put in work and save for of it, he shouldn't get to go...

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