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By JimmyPurpl - 26/04/2016 19:10 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, FML took away the "you deserve it" option so now we are stuck with two sympathetic options for the assholes of the internet. Great. FML

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LZ8448 22

Wednesday 27 April 2016 11:35

Yeah i don't like the new update either.

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LZ8448 22

Wednesday 27 April 2016 11:35

Yeah i don't like the new update either.

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Today, my mother went shopping. She bought three boxes of Popsicles and a giant stuffed dog. She did not buy dinner or toilet paper. I've eaten nothing but cereal and popcorn for three days now. FML

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Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

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Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 974

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Today, I showed my boyfriend a calendar, marked with the number of times we've had sex over the past month. Then followed by a calendar of the month before, which had almost triple the number of hits. I had to point out that our stats need to improve. FML

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Today, my sister had about 10 seconds of screen time as a nameless extra in a movie and mom won’t stop crying she’s so proud she saw one of her babies on the TV. I used to work for the BBC. I was on TV for minutes at a time, at least once a week, and she was never this proud of me. FML

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