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By Birdieofprey - 27/04/2016 03:36 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, at work, I discovered that not only do our customers eat in our restrooms, but also smoke weed in there. I had to clean the remains off the toilet seat. FML.

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baldiesmom 25

Wednesday 27 April 2016 20:57

Are you sure it's the customers?

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baldiesmom 25

Wednesday 27 April 2016 20:57

Are you sure it's the customers?

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