Today, at an adult's Halloween party with old friends and neighbors.... - FML

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By Why God? - 31/10/2018 19:24 - United States - New York

Today, at an adult's Halloween party with old friends and neighbors. While there, I saw a familiar face whom I have fallen in love way back then, and not wanting miss this chance. As we catch up, I asked her about her Nun costume, she said she has recently taken her vows and is now full-fledged. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 4 November 2018 3:16

"Wait. You're a nun? What are you doing at a party?" "Force of habit."

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 4 November 2018 3:16

"Wait. You're a nun? What are you doing at a party?" "Force of habit."

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